A Broad, Abroad: coco-nutty...drop me a beat.

Blackout ali is alive and well. This past Saturday night was one of the best nights I’ve had since I’ve been here.

During the day we visited Pienza and Montepulciano, aka the cheese and wine capitals of the world. So in Montepulciano besides having the best wine everrrrr, Twilight filmed a few scenes of the second movie there…you know when he’s shirtless and glittering in the doorway and shes running to him through the people dressed in red…ya. We spent the majority of our day eating a 4 hour lunch/ wine date in this amazing restaurant where the owner was sooooo nice and the food was amazing and the atmosphere was great and I just never wanted to leeeeave. By the time our bread and wine was brought out I was straight up in love with the owner and proceeded to ask him if he wanted to adopt us….he didn’t speak much English so had no idea what I was saying. But he told us to come back and go to a bar he owned…before I die I WILL go back to see him again. And Jord I’ll take you with me because then you can see all the places that Twilight was filmed and see all the shrines they have for Twilight in all the restaurants and bars.

After dinner we walked around town looking for anything that was open…the downfall of “siesta”. We have formed the conclusion that Italians don’t really work. They wake up…hang out for a few hours, then go on siesta, then hang out more then go out. Love their work ethic. Ok ya so we were walking around and then were lured into this wonderful place that was giving out free samples…of food AND wine. Obviously we went in…for a while. We left with pockets full of biscotti and a bottle for the bus ride home…we asked when we bought the wine if she could open it for us…she did…and totally judged us…whatever.

Still feeling the wine from during the day we proceeded to drink all the wine we bought that day on the bus ride home. Best decision ever.

Oh and you know when you buy beanie babies…how they have their name, birthday and little rhyme about them on the tag. Well we found a “beanie boo” that had the same birthday as Dorothy so we had to buy it…and we did. And we proceeded to rap all the rhymes from all the beanie boos that we saw in the gift shop prior….over and over again.

I think I can still remember what our favorite one was

“some say that I’m a little monkey,

my legs are short and my body is chunkyyyyyy”

We loved this…so much that we made a beat for it and freestyled after we would yell it over and over again….oye.

Oh and throughout the day we had a few “Jacob incidents”. For all of you just tuning in, Jacob is one of the people working on the trip and half of the girls are smitten with him…probably because he’s the manliest man here…slimmmm pickins over in these parts. Anyways I try to see it, but I’m not sold on the idea of “how sexy he is” or “how hot his bod is”. Anyways I call him the diamond in the rough thinking maybe one day I’ll find him attractive…well as I was filming a video on the bus I was just being ali…loud ali…and didn’t realize the window was open…and omg I can’t even type the rest. Then we had a really awkward moment getting on the buses. I was team marco…

playing scratch offs....miss you rochelle

Pienza

HI WALKERRRR

view from Montepulciano

family photo...so presh

Imi and her daughter Mia...my favorite photo of the day

the piazza that a scene from Twilight was filmed in
SEE JORD!

eat your heart out foodnetwork

Ok so we arrived back in Cortona. Time for fun.

After a quick trip to Molescini’s to buy dinner…consisting of chocolate and boxed wine we hiked up the mountain and got ready to start the nap. We power-napped, showered, got ready (for me consisted of putting in the hair extensions and caking on the bronzer…my amazing mother sent me a care package…complete with gold hoops and hair extensions…THANKS MOM) and started drinking. Once the boxes of wine were gone and everyone was dressed (that night everyone was dressed by Ashley for a “sculpture”) we headed for the Lions Well.

From what I can remember/what I've been told..

Dance dance like its your last last night of your life life
Drinks. Broke my glass.
Zane and a bunch of guys…asked them their age. ranged from 16-19. Jesus. High tailed it out of there
Peeing inbetween cars with Dorothy
Yelling “WE WANT DICK”
Shots
Tommy and Angela…doesn’t she have a bf…scandallllll
Fell off a table. So classy.
Fell off the table on Tommy and Angela. Whoops.
Time to go
Give a talk to Lexi’s date. “if she doesn’t make it home I’ll beat the shit out of you”
March up the hill
Yelling the entire time...with Dorothy.
Got back home. Fucked shit up Andrew Krieger style.
Throwing cheese. Breaking balsamic. (people here def dont think its funny like at St. Lawrence)
Talked to myself
Passed out